Sweet tea vodka, peach schnapps, and a little h2o

Take that, Stanley!

7.00

I can’t believe no one thought of that before.

6.50

This shot of melon liqueur is reminiscent of whatever happened when Josh and Jim took a shot of Midori.

I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday. 

5.50

One part Egg Nog.  Three parts SAKE!

Some places won’t make it for you, though, because egg nog is seasonal.

7.50

Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch.

6.00

Best served near the elevator (more foot traffic).

8.00

Instead of equal parts Scotch, Absinthe, Rum, Gin, Vermouth, Triple Sec, and two packs of Splenda, we are just going to make you a Long Island Iced Tea.

11.00

Before his bottled water phase, this was Jim’s go-to beverage, except we are adding Three Olives grape vodka to it too. 

7.50

Right, and if you're interested in the way more fun party, all the info can be found here, on our more brightly colored flyer.

Enjoy this libation of tequila, triple sec, and our house blend of juices on the rocks before someone hides your power cord!

7.50

I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day?  Well, I like Pretzel Day.

It’s 2 deep-fried soft pretzels with flaky salt on top!

7.00

add nacho cheese +$1.50

I know you love beet salad. I've seen you eat it many times.

This personal-sized salad of diced pickled beets & peppery arugula is sprinkled with chopped walnuts & crumbled feta cheese.  Served with a side of raspberry walnut vinaigrette.

7.50

I hear Angela's party will have double fudge brownies.

But it will also have Angela.  Double Fudge. Angela. Double Fudge. Angela.

6.00