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ARE YOU IN THE MOOD FOR THE HILARIOUS WAITER BROTHERS?

FULLy-LOADED NACHOS

You won’t get just like, JUST CHIPS.  Like mostly JUST CHIPS—like nothin’ on them but like a little bit of cheese and maybe one little nugget of meat. 

Instead, you’ll get a pile of corn tortilla chips with seasoned ground beef, black beans, white cheese sauce, melted cheese, pico de gallo, house-pickled serrano peppers, and sides of homemade salsa and sour cream.

Like, don’t look around, find the one with the most meat, and always eat that one.

The restaurant has a rule.

$16.5

SANTA FE CHICKEN SANDWICH

They're saying I paid her in santa fe chicken sandwich...'cause I did! 

Grilled Boneless chicken breast, spicy chiles, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, & spicy sauce.  

Served with pencil fries.

It's so good, you probably should pay people in it.

$16.5

OLIVER's Famous THin-CRUST PIZZA

Don’t lie about something as simple as grabbing too small a slice, because that probably means you don’t like the gift either.

Your choice of 12” cheese, pepperoni, or Chef (sausage/green pepper/onion)

$15.75/$17.25/$19

...55 tacos...

STOP! STOP! STOP!

PLEASE LET ME GO! PLEASE LET ME GO FIRST!

I'm DOING SOMETHING!

IF YOU REALLY WANT 55 mini tacos so that you can say you got 55 tacos at the itysl convention, then...just do it! you're rich!

and when we run out of jamie tacos for everyone else, they'll say, "look what you did, you rich little fuck!"

$45.5

Blue Dolphin Wings

Are you a piece of shit? Then join the Dangerous Nights Crew and go out for wings (once) before the Blue Dolphin burns down and Rob Rovani’s ass is out (works with his brother now).

8-piece AWARD-WINNING bone-in wings with your choice of house-made Buffalo, BBQ, or Spicy JK BBQ.

Served with our homemade ranch or bleu cheese.

$16.5

DYLAN's Burger

That looks really good.  I should’ve got that.

½ pound local Alwan & Sons ground chuck, seasoned and topped with cheddar cheese, lettuce, house-made pickles, and tomato—GIMME THAT!  Served with hand-cut fries, which you might really need if Professor Yurabay comes around.

Dylan, look over there! I’m jokin’.  I’m jokin’.

$16.5

Steak kabob

Please guys, no sloppy steak kabobs tonight.

We can't stop you from ordering this seasoned  6oz sirloin steak kabob and a glass of water. 

but you're good guys.  You won't slop 'em up.

served with a pinch of hand-cut fries.

$12

With Truffoni's steak Knife

(while supplies last)

$20

hilarious waiter brothers
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