There’s Been a Tragedy in the Club Community

Kim Kardashian’s head fell off, and now it will be served on a pick in this drink, along with Kim K’s own Alani “Kimade” Energy Drink, Cranberry Smirnoff, lemonade, and a squeeze of lemon on the rocks.  When the big deck at Aqua collapses, sometimes you have to turn lemons into Kimade, y’know?

$10

GLASS CLEANER

Exact your revenge on Robert for making a big deal about your four rats with this blue drink made with rum, blue curacao, & lemonade.

$7.50

BANANA BREATH

Back away, banana breath!  This creamy dessert-y cocktail is made with banana schnapps, creme de cacao, & heavy cream.  What the hell did you just eat, a banana?

$9

SO ARE THE WORMS

We all know that bones are the skeletons’ money, but so are the worms!  This gummy worm-inspired cocktail will pull your hair up, but not out with vodka, sour mix, pineapple juice, a splash of grenadine, and the World’s Best Albanese Gummy Worms.  You can repeat this order if you forgot if you said it or not.

$10

BOURBON FLIGHT

1.5oz basil haydens

1.5oz knob creek

1.5oz jim beam black

If you don't have to drive, you should probably take us up on this offer of a bourbon flight. that's so cool.

$15

BUCKET OF FIREBALL

20 shooters of fireball in a bucket.

It needs to be quality on my end, otherwise no fuckin' deal.

$80